It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
….
hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.
What exactly are you doing, Saruman?
HEY. You’re the one who broke up with me…
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lordsauron reblogged this from sarumanthewhite- and added:
YOU RAN OFF WITH A BALROG! I DON’T HAVE LEGS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, RUN AFTER YOU?!
sarumanthewhite- reblogged this from lordsauron and added:
HEY. You’re the one who broke up with me…
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Come on Shelob. You know your boy Faramir...still the sweetest man you’ll ever taste.
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